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Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted.

Roses are dirty,
Violets have fleas,
Peel back my skin,
And lick off my cheese.

Roses are stupied,
Violets are silly,
Grease up your flaps,
'Cos here comes my willy.

Roses are awful,
Violets are the pits,
Lift up your shirt,
And show us you tits.

Roses are crap,
Violets are shit,
Sit on my face,
And wiggle a bit.

Roses make me laugh,
Violets make me titter,
You're a dirty bitch,
And you love it up the shitter.